Big-titted executive Kailani Kai is in town for business, so she calls a staffing service and asks them to send over some help. She needs the guy with the biggest cock, so clearly, she's not planning to do any work (unless you count her working over his dick with her mouth and pussy; her tits, too). By the time they're done, Kailani decides he's the best assistant she's ever had. Kailani, who's 50, divorced and a mom, super-sized her tits as she got older. When a woman in her 40s or 50s or 60s makes her tits bigger, you know the main reason is she wants more attention and more cock. Kailani gets plenty of both. "I love to wear lingerie and sexy shoes and walk around the house," she said. "I love to try on different sexy outfits, bras and panties, make sure my hair and makeup are to my liking and take sexy pics and videos of myself." We asked Kailani if she usually masturbates, and she said, "No. Nothing beats the real thing." She enjoys having her butt spanked. She has sex "as often as possible," which seems to us should be as often as she wants. She's had sex in a movie theater with people all around. "I'd love for you to tell me how you jacked off while you watched this scene," Kailani said. "I want to hear about how big a load you shot for me." Tell her, guys. And for the women out there, tell her how much you came.

It's been a long week at work, and you need to relax and unwind. Who ya gonna call? A mature, huge-titted hooker! "I want to drown in those things," he says to the outcall agency. By "things," he means tits. And when he answers the door, he's not disappointed. Not in the least. "Is this what you called for?" asks Victoria Vale, a vision of blond hair and huge tits in a tight, blue dress. "This exceeds my expectations," he says. He plays with her mega-boobs. She smothers his face with them. And then the sucking and fucking begins. "I love dates where I am dressed up in a very low-cut outfit with high heels and no panties," Victoria said. "We go out to a nice dinner and then out for a night of dancing with lots of sexy kissing and touching. Then maybe to a strip club later." Of course, since this isn't a date and Victoria is a call girl, they just fuck. We don't know about you, but we think that beats eating and dancing.